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Extraterrestrial Annoyed with Stupidity of Earth's Fermi Paradox

Could The Simpsons be what prompts extraterrestrial intervention? Experts weigh in.

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Meraki Frix

The Poo Platoon Strikes Again

A rogue alien and a member of the self proclaimed notorious 'Poo Platoon' gang, has been breaking into homes and defiling microwaves with his poo.

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Bikki Ogawa

Movie Review: Samurai Noon, Made With Neural Network AI

Neural Network AI Prompt-Generated Movies – Impressing for Some, Concerning for Others.

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Sporgle Dirplax

Science & Technology

Giant Cell the Size of a Planet Discovered Orbiting Red Dwarf Star

Researchers conclude it's a not a great vacation spot and rate it 1 star on Space Yelp

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Meraki Frix

Earth #45576: KitNapper Escapes with Stolen Cash and Kittens in Tow

KitNapper shocks police by getting away with a bag full of money and kittens, leaving the officers feline frustrated

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Meraki Frix

Science & Technology

Space Alien Philosopher Gebkloren Zeyqun Unveils 100P Model of Cognition

Alien Cognitive Scientist Adds 96 More P's to Earthling Vervaeke's 4P cognitive metatheory, proving that in space there's always room for one more P

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Meraki Frix

Interstellar Controversy Erupts as Earthling Rickrolls Aliens Across the Cosmos

Alien civilization vows to destroy Earth after being subjected to the ultimate weapon: Rick Astley's 'Never Gonna Give You Up

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Meraki Frix

Long Awaited Fractochess 12D Match to Decide Ultimate Intelligent Champion in Milky Way Delta Quadrant

Watch as two intelligent beings battle it out in a game that no one understands.

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Brocknar Starstone

Furry Aliens Confuse Earthling Furry Convention as Furry Alien Convention

Furry aliens attend human furry convention, not realizing it's a costume party. They find common ground in self-expression.

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Meraki Frix

Business & Economy

Non-Compete Agreement Forces Alien to Relocate to New Galaxy

An extraterrestrial was forced to move galaxies due to signing a non-compete agreement with his previous employer.

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Bikki Ogawa