An unexpected incident occurred today at the maximum-security prison located on an asteroid at the edge of the solar system, where a riot broke out among the inmates, leading to a massive food fight. The riot, which involved both inmates and guards, was sparked when a group of Muppet inmates, who were known for their love of food, became upset with the quality of the prison's meals.
According to eyewitnesses, the Muppets, who were led by the infamous criminal Gonzo, began throwing food in the cafeteria, sparking a chain reaction among the other inmates. Soon, the entire prison was engaged in a massive food fight, with Muppets and guards alike throwing trays and dishes at each other.
The guards, who were outnumbered and outmatched by the agile and creative Muppets, were quickly overwhelmed by the riot and were forced to retreat. The riot continued for several hours, with inmates and guards alike covered in food and other debris.
Prison officials were quick to respond, sending in a special unit of guards to quell the riot. The unit was able to regain control of the prison, but not before significant damage was done to the facility.
Several Muppets and guards were injured in the riot, with reports of broken noses, black eyes, and even food poisoning. The prison officials have not yet commented on the incident, but it's believed that they will be taking steps to improve the quality of the prison's food.
This is a developing story, we will update as more information becomes available."
