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Intergalactic Wormhole 227783 Closed After Devastating Pileup Caused by Space Road Rage Incident

After intense interstellar honking match, catastrophic pileup caused by extraterrestrial drivers who clearly need to take a deep breath and count to ten
Intergalactic Wormhole 227783 Closed After Devastating Pileup Caused by Space Road Rage Incident

A major accident has caused the closure of intergalactic wormhole 227783, leading to widespread chaos and destruction. Reports indicate that a road rage incident between two aliens escalated into a high-speed chase through traffic, resulting in a massive 1.5 lightyear pileup.

The incident occurred when two alien spacecrafts began weaving through traffic at high speeds, with each driver determined to outmaneuver the other.

Despite the efforts of other ships to avoid the dangerous maneuvering, the two ships collided, causing a chain reaction that led to a massive pileup.

According to eyewitnesses, the two ships continued to collide into other ships and cause destruction as they careened out of control through the wormhole. The resulting pileup resulted in the complete closure of the wormhole, with several million spaceships and alien remote husks scattered across the area.

Wormhole 227783, closed until further notice

The intergalactic towing agencies are working tirelessly to remove the crashed spaceships, but the task is complicated by the need to attend to the numerous injured aliens. With several million space ambulances on the scene, the total number of casualties is still unknown, though it is expected that most, if not all aliens died only as their remote husk bodies connected over space internet.

The Galactic Traffic Control Commission has issued a statement reminding all drivers to exercise caution and obey all traffic laws.

Our thoughts and condolences are with the families and friends of those affected by this tragedy.

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