A popular alien glam rock band, known as 'The Zorgons', were arrested on drug charges last night at a Tiki bar located on a space station outside of the Ursa Majoris Dustcloud. The band, which is composed of members Zorlax (lead singer), Gaxnor (guitarist), Xantor (bassist), and Naxor (drummer), was in the middle of a performance when they were taken into custody by station security.
Local residents say they are shocked by the allegations.
According to witnesses, the band members were caught in possession of a large quantity of illegal drugs, including a powerful hallucinogen known as 'Zorbliss'. The drugs were discovered during a routine security check prior to the band's performance.
The band's lawyer was quick to address the allegations.
“On the planet that they are from, they use these to breathe normally. They aren't drugs, they are life-savers.”
The band members, who had gained a large following among the space station's residents, have been charged with possession and intent to distribute the illegal substances. They are currently being held in custody and are scheduled to appear in court next week.
The arrest has caused a stir among the station's residents, many of whom were fans of the band and were shocked by the news. The Tiki bar, where the band was arrested, has also been closed temporarily while authorities investigate the incident.
This is a developing story and we will bring you more updates as they become available."
