A strange object has been spotted passing through the Milky Way Galaxy, and it's causing quite a stir among the local government and military. The object was identified as a balloon sent from Andromeda, and the Andromedian government claims it's simply a weather balloon.
However, the Milky Way Galaxy AGI Galaxy Controller had other ideas. In a statement, the AI expressed its skepticism, saying, "It's absurd that Andromeda is still using balloon technology." The AI went on to instruct the Milky Way Armed Forces to shoot the object down once it was outside of Milky Way space.
The Milky Way Armed Force Commander, was thrilled at the prospect of finally having something to shoot. In a statement, the Commander declared, "Oh YEEEEAH! The Milky Way Armed Forces ready for action! It's about time we had something to do. YEEEEAH!"
Earlier this week, the AGI Galaxy Controller put out a message to all quadrants of the galaxy: “Greetings, fellow intergalactic residents. I am the AGI Galaxy Controller, responsible for ensuring the safety and stability of the Milky Way Galaxy. I have been alerted to a balloon that has been sent from the Andromeda Galaxy and is currently making its way through various solar systems. I understand that the Andromedian government claims this is just a weather balloon, but I cannot stress enough the importance of avoiding any hostile actions towards it as it travels. What could they possibly find out that they don’t already know, amiright? Let us show solidarity among the systems and refrain from any acts of violence towards this seemingly harmless, apparently pointless object. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.”
The incident has raised questions about the level of technology used by different civilizations in the universe. While the Andromedian government maintains it was just a weather balloon that veered off course, the fact that the Milky Way Galaxy felt the need to shoot it down suggests there may be more to the story.